The Inane Ravings of a Mad Man

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Holy fuck this is the worst day ever. Not only did I get rejected by the only girl I’ve ever cared about; my granddad died. I’ve got a full bottle of vodka and I’m not stopping until I either pass out or get hospitalised. Fuck you, life!

I really need to fucking hit something. Hard.

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OH MY GOD. I NOW HAVE A WALKING TURTLE ON MY BLOG.

this is great. omfg. i love turtles. omg.

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#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

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