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Holy fuck this is the worst day ever. Not only did I get rejected by the only girl I’ve ever cared about; my granddad died. I’ve got a full bottle of vodka and I’m not stopping until I either pass out or get hospitalised. Fuck you, life!
I really need to fucking hit something. Hard.
OH MY GOD. I NOW HAVE A WALKING TURTLE ON MY BLOG.
this is great. omfg. i love turtles. omg.
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#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
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